but we are made of newspaper and smoke and we dunk your roses in vats of blue

Places to Rest - Garfunkel and Oates

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Please!

Tell me about a dream you had recently?

The most beautiful, bearded mountain man just walked into the lab.  

I’m having trouble keeping my composure. 

I just want him to chop down a tree for me and then carry me into his log cabin.  

Actual thought that I just had:

If I were dating myself, I would buy myself really spot on jewelry and I’d be a kick ass girlfriend.